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Actually, you can go ahead and do anything you want. This is all just filler anyway, and it's not like Affinity has so much cash laying around that they can sue every poor idiot who comes along. Oh yeah, when they hired me, they told me all about their sharp legal staff and all the money they would pay me. I'd be involved in big deals, I'd have access to the corporate washroom. God, what a fool I was. What an idiot. Sure, when I went to law school I had all these dreams--I would clerk for the Supreme Court, be the tough, hard-nosed DA, control the universe as a partner in a major law firm. What am I doing now? I'm writing slippery little product " warranties" for some hare-brained corporation. I'm sharing a cubicle with this engineer who just comes in, stares into space for eight hours, and then asks " Working hard or hardly working?" and leaves. I gotta get out of here. This isn't a job, it's a sentence. I'll break my contract if I have to. I can't stand it anymore!